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score

monster — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:26:43 GMT

stone, u may have already noticed but did u see that they put it down that we lost 2-0 last week instead of 2-1?

that 1 goal difference puts us down a place lol

new site

Chick — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:58:21 GMT

i like the new look site, very cool, not to sure about the dig about my own goal tho, bit harsh!! clean sheet today! come on gulley

aloha team!

marcus — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:24:18 GMT

just checked pitch invasion, congrats on the 1-0 win last week! bring those trophies home boys...good luck!

ps - missin y'all!

transfer news

preston — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 20:29:04 GMT

--BREAKING NEWS--BREAKING NEWS--BREAKING NEWS--BREAKING NEWS--BREAKING NEWS--

After 5 long, gruelling seasons, Marcus Randell, the free-scoring attacking midfielder has decided to leave Straight Gulley. It seems the shining lights of the USA and its all-powerful dollar has finally tempted him away from the famous old K2 arena. Randell will now be managed by ex-Chelski boss Ruud Gullit and will star alongside such names as David Beckham and Super Mario for the terribly named LA Galaxy. In ...

team shite hole

monster — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:19:25 GMT

wel done guys, another great result. a good solid performance, a clean sheet and weve stormed up the table. once again our movement was awsome and we dont seem 2 b missing as many chances as before. i can hear them purchasing our expensive tesco trophies as we speak...

and marcus ur match report from last time was spot on, just forgot 2 comment on it lol

Match analysis - 11/05/08 vs. Offk3y

marcus — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:36:18 GMT

After a glorious afternoon of warm temperatures, BBQ's (burgers fo' sho'), blue skies and sunshine, what better way to finish the day than a game of soccerball. A game against a team we have played many a time and never before lost to sound like a plan? You bet ur ass it does. Roll out...

Having played Offk3y before, we knew how to unsettle their play - score. So looking for that early goal, as the game began and Offk3y took it back into their half, they were quickly closed down by Marcus ...

Match analysis - 4/5/08 vs. Red34FC

marcus — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:12:30 GMT

So new season, new league, new teams...old teams with new players?!...lets roll

A humid K2 arena hosted some more League 1 action this evening, with Straight Gulley up against Red34FC - missing the recognised best player, replaced with some new guys we haven't before faced, so uncharted territory(ish) but were we phased? Pfft.

The game started with Gulley on the front foot, gameplan to get an early lead and build over the course of the game. Chasing every ball, it wasn't very long ...

Match analysis - 27/4/08 vs. FC Sysma

marcus — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:50:17 GMT

Back by popular (well...) demand (Pete asked), the match analysis reigns supreme.

Relegated, but not for long, the Gulleyest of all Spartanic warriors set out to impose authority on the K2 Division 1, game one against new boys FC Sysma. Let's lock and load.

As the game began, it was not long before it was evident that we were pretty well matched with this side. Their cagey start allowed Gulley to push forward as they found their feet, and the midfield battle ensued. Shots were fired ...

sunday

monster — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:11:32 GMT

great performance gentlemen, was certainly a game of 2 halves. at times our play was amazing. imagine if we scored half of our 349347 chances we would win every game lol. although at times we had our legendary defensive lapses, we still did defend well on occassions.

overall i feel the game and result was a positive one. our movement was the best ive seen it, as we always had an option to pass the ball to when we had it. it made life so much simpler

bring on sunday. everyone load up ...

chin up lads

preston — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:31:44 GMT

just a little morale booster fellas, lets not get too downhearted about tonights (awful) performance.

theres always next season, and at least we managed to stay in the league having gone up by default. we played well in a lot of games, scored some great goals and did defend well for the most part. we have room for improvement as always, but we are still the gulleyest team going

so chin up lads, lets start our next season off with a better performance.

no guts no glory

Match analysis - 30/3/08 vs. Your Mum's Athletic

marcus — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:55:46 GMT

The first game back after a mid-season break - for eggs or something - saw us pitted against Your Mum's Athletic, a team with a fairly gulley name actually, but no match for gulleyness of our own gulley name. This was also the first match played under 100% natural light for the whole game...yay.

So, as the game began, both sides soon found their rhythm, and it was real end to end shiznit. Efforts on goal were coming at both ends, and before long, a deep throw in on the Gulley left wing saw ...

easter kickabout

preston — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:35:55 GMT

sup gangstas, i was thinking seeing as how we arent playing a match this weekend, who fancies meeting up on saturday at maidenbower football fields for a proper kickabout on real grass (remember that?). would be good for some shooting and passing practice for you lot but also good for me coz then I can really get flying without scraping my hips and knees to the bone.

let me or stone know (my mobile is 07737403218)

peace out yaherr, keep it gulley like whaaaat!

Match analysis - 16/03/08 vs. Offk3y

marcus — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:17:31 GMT

The fixture list for this weekend matched us up with Offk3y, a team we have never lost to and an important game to take 3 points from in the race to anchor ourselves into the K2 Championship. Let battle commence...

The game began as per usual, trying to find our rhythm and flow in the early stages. Off to a good start, our defensive improvements had remained intact from last week, with some good marking, strong tackling, and players tracking back to help. Also, the goal kick situation had ...

The Site

monster — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:39:54 GMT

just a quick well done to stone for the new and improved site. i think its awsome, proper gulley yo.

nice one mate

Match analysis - 09/03 vs. Waller FC

marcus — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:47:48 GMT

Tonight saw us encounter Waller FC once more, a team who when we last faced them lost 2-0 to 2 early goals...game on.

As the game began, we looked to keep it tight at the back, priority number 1: don't concede 2 early goals again. Priority number 1 achieved, although our goal was being peppered with shots from the Waller striker, and they also hit our bar, but the net didn't bulge. We had a few attacks in the first half, and got a couple shots off, but nothing overly dramatic...until we ...

Kit?

marcus — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:59:34 GMT

Sup hombre's, Scott found some thing on the net where u can get adidas/nike tops for kit like �10-�15 (inc numbers...) hes gettin some catalogue sent out, will keep u posted!!

also, just a cool FYI - this site is third hit on google.co.uk for "straight gulley". now THAT is pretty dam gulley

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

Match analysis - 02/3/08 vs. Gloryhole

marcus — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:06:37 GMT

Gloryhole. Rivals. Period.

As the game began, we looked to try to settle into a rhythm, focusing very much on making sure we had our defending as a once again solid base from which to build, and the first half was very much even stevens, with neither team having any form of upper hand. The only real chance either way of the half saw myself hit the post (sorry!) with the rebound falling to the defender next to me who cleared. There were some pot shots, but no real threat. Such excitement.

Second ...

Match analysis - 24/2/08 vs. OddBalls

marcus — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:13:24 GMT

Think Oddballs. Think: lights out, trips from behind, sweet sweet revenge...oh and of course THE sweatband. Lets roll team...

Before the game began, we had to make a plan of how to cope seeing as our primary defender was gone. Stone volunteered to stay back, and we agreed as a team to help him out, and Stone wanted to roam, someone would stay back.

The game had to be played without a referee, and there was potential for the game to be a rout or a brawl. (Either way we were prepared ...

Promotion

monster — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:34:09 GMT

mr stone,

i saw your latest message and am confused. may i ask (or anyone else that knows) how have we been promoted? if only the top two go up did 1 of them and 3rd place in the league drop out then?

and make sure we get a trophy lol. can be melted down 4 bullets yo

Kickabout anyone?

marcus — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:42:46 GMT

erm...the subject kinda says it all, but anyone be up4 a kickabout sometime next week maybe? tues/weds perhaps?

Match analysis - 17/2/08

marcus — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:38:28 GMT

I am in a jovial mood this evening gulley ones, so have decided to write the review while it is all fresh in my mind. Brap.

Well, this was the final game of a long hard season...taking on Red 34FC, billed by ourselves as a must-win game. So, at 7.20 let the battle commence...

Red 34 kicked off the first half, and before long the desire and grit of Gulley was shining through as we began to dominate in possesion, and unlike the previous couple games we were actually doing some good with ...

PROMOTION

Chick — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:57:05 GMT

guys, i just had a look at the leagues for next season and as things stand we r in the championship!!! even tho we didn't finish top 2 it looks like a lot of teams dropped out cos offkey r in it aswell which also means we could win a game!!!

on another note i dont think i will be able to make the game on the 24th as im gonna be going to wembley, sorry guys!!

player of the season

preston — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:54:04 GMT

get voting for this seasons players' player yo, we gon be crackin like whaaaat.

let stone know who you thnk deserves our worship and i'm sure he'll announce it on the news at ten with trevor mcdonald.

straight gulley...AAAAOOOHHH!!!

Match Analysis 10/2/08

marcus — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:20:40 GMT

This week saw us up against team Gloryhole, our adopted grudgematch team. And seeing as we had our match analysis post-match I can't really be bothered to go into major details again!

To sum up though, we again conceeded a dodgy goal, and an apparant lack of movement has again cost us. Either way, after we had conceeded, we managed to cancel out most of what Gloryhole had to throw at us, but this by means suggests we played as Gulleyly as we have done before and can/WILL do again. Towards ...

Man of the Match...Man of the Season

Stone — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:08:49 GMT

Right, here's the deal. From now on I'm going to do a man of the match based on who I thought played well in each game. If you want to get involved, you can e-mail me at james@kaiber.co.uk or send me a text or whatever to keep it anonymous. If you can�t be bothered, mine will be put up anyway so nobody will lose out. But it�s just a way of everyone being appreciated...not everyone scores goals so this way people can be recognised for other attributes. I also want to do this for the season...so ...

Match Analysis 3/2/08

marcus — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:28:27 GMT

This week saw us up against the second of two teams demoted last season, Waller FC. A battle between two of the titans of League 1, competing for the top slots. It probably didn't help that our defensive mac-daddy was feeling like crap but alas, we stepped up to the plate. Bring it.

So bring it they did. As the game started, it seemed to take us a little while to settle into a rhythm which was punished by 2 early goals for Waller. Bastards. We began to find our way more and more as the game ...

Goals

Stone — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:36:48 GMT

Can we try work out who has scored what? This season and last if you can remember, I personally don't have a clue but if you do let me know...

the run continues...

preston — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:47:17 GMT

well played lads, 3 wins out of 4 is promotion form.

gotta work on clearing the ball from defence better though, we panicked a bit towards the end of the match. too much dwelling on the ball. the attacking play was awesome though, I can't believe HSS beat us last season, how were we ever that shit!? i reckon if we keep playing like this then the only way is up

bring on the next victims

drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot etc...

Match Analysis 20/1/08

marcus — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:33:17 GMT

Again, can't be havin a lapse gangstas!! So here we go againio...

When we arrived at the Stade de K2, there was a little confusion, the authorities not recognising the arrival of Straight Gulley and some wannabe imposters playin in our goal. Seconds before kick off, we had to break out the Tec-9's and perform the drive by to end all drive bys and clear the pitch for kick off, having not had any warm up or so much as kicked a ball...

Almost instantaneously after kick off however, Straight ...

Match analysis - 13/1/08

marcus — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:00:59 GMT

I figured we couldn't have a lapse in the Match Analysis section, so...

With Irish Alliance having been demoted from the Championship, this always looked like it was going to be an interesting game: a chance to pit ourselves against some more formiddable opponents.

The game started brightly with both teams looking to assert themselves on the match, and it has to be said Irish Alliance started well and with the upper hand. With 2 fairly skillful players going forward complimented by ...

Match Analysis (06/01/2008)

preston — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:13:35 GMT

Game 1: Straight Gulley vs OffK3y.

Here we go again! The beginning of a new season saw us facing off against the team that gave us our first ever point last time round. Despite being 2 players short (Stone with an arm injury and Payne with a virus) we played the maybe our best football so far (in my opinion anyway). The weather was wet and windy, but not enough to cause any problems. The match started off being quite cagey with neither side making any real chances, but our total domination ...

Rankings

Stone — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:40:34 GMT

I have set rankings for the amount of posts you have, so far you will all be 'Petty Theifs'. As you get more posts you'll increase your rank and move up in the gangster world...Enjoy you filthy pretty thieves you

End of Season Review

preston — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:00:27 GMT

So, that's our 1st season out of the way. Aside from our last match which we didn't played to our normal standards, I think we are such a better team than when played Team HSS all those weeks ago.

First 3 games we struggled to find a rhythm and defend effectively, despite finding the net in most of our games. But after our 2-2 against OffK3y, we transformed into a decent team with some outstanding performances. Our attacking play improved, especially with Monster joining us (welcome aboard) ...

congratulations

monster — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:09:10 GMT

sup fella's

as i am obviously a newbie, just though id say thanks for signing me for an undisclosed fee for Straight Gulley. its an honour

congrats to everyone for sundays performance. lets be honest, we were brilliant. every player was amazing. our passing was great, there were almost no errors from anyone and everyone gave everything for the team. we are gonna be great next season

and congratulations to a certain James Stone. this sites awsome. nice 1!!

peace out, keep ...

Welcome to the group

Kaiber — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:01:47 GMT

The whole point of this site is for 1, give me something to do and 2, allow us a way to all communicate.

We are the gulleyest team around and now we have a website to prove it yaherr?

Anyway, if you have anything you need to tell the team, or say how damn gulley you really are just do it on here and we can all access it.

Enjoy!